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https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1349129097985798147

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Since when did the Bee start reporting actual news?

I need to go get my suntan lotion and get out and start darkening up....

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Ooh! Dat’s rayciss!

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Just as I figured. My skin color is not on the chart. All these handouts and I don't qualify for any.

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Well at least you aren't getting money taken away like some ......

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That's just a matter of time. Soon republicans won't be able to find work due to the new hiring rules.

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Are you travelling under an assumed name or did you just lose your password? 🤔😄

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Fuck. I fell for it.

But it's just so fitting.