“Stay alive! I’ll find you!” Then the pretty one leaps to her death. Total bummer. Ruined the freaking film. Now, The Searchers, was another thing, altogether. Chick’s taken by Comanches, and their searching. Then, the dude says, “We don’t have enough horses now to bring her back, gotta get more.” Then, John Wayne says: “Bring her back? Why we ain’t coming out here to bring her back! She’s been too long with them Comanches! We’re coming out here to kill her!” But, they don’t; and end up more sorry for it. Not even to mention Bing Crosby’s Daughter in that thing, which had they gotten the Paramount Network up and running would never have been there. But, she was. She has grown up on a planet in cultural collapse, which apparently the Federation couldn’t fix, on account of they got that Prime Directive. But she survived, and was never raped; and became a great warrior, then a crew member, actually, head of security on the Enterprise D. Then, Fox comes down with a case of that there crypto-fascist social engineering, bug (which was soon to become Hollywood’s Prime Directive), and Bing Crosby’s Daughter is killed off like a motherfucking redshirt; and gets replaced with a low life toilet headed Klingon, of all things. Imagine! Letting a stinking Klingon onto the bridge of a Federation vessel! Then, later, there’s this episode called “Yesterday’s Enterprise,” where things are like they should have always and forever been on the Enterprise D, with the Federation at perpetual war with the Klingon Empire. And there’s Bing Crosby’s Daughter back alive, like she should be. And another craft comes out of an explosion: the Enterprise C. But this old spooky lady named Mother Abigail, who’s like some sort of ploy dimensional person-of-color-but-not-colored-person (on account of, you know, the Prime Directive (Catch-22), tells her: “Y’know, sugah, you ain’t asposed t’be here!” (on account of the Prime Directive). Turns out, there had been a tachyon explosion that had destroyed both a Klingon vessel and the Enterprise C, in this timeline, setting off the perpetual war between the Federation and the Klingon Empire. So, they’re gonna send the Enterprise C back in time; and Bing Crosby’s Daughter says: “I wanna join them; because my death originally meant nothing! And I died, despite my combat ability and senses of survival, like a motherfucking red shirt!! ...” (in the timeline wherein the Klingons were not hostile enough to be at war with the Federation, but not a total basket case welfare case, like they became after the Klingon moon Praxis exploded, and the Klingons All became blacks, and the Federation wiped their Ferengi asses, and not only helped them to survive, but started letting Klingons on the bridge of Federation vessels (because of the SJW Prime Directive but contrary to the original Prime Directive that didn’t even want to involve itself enough with the culture of Bing Crosby’s Daughter’s planet to stop it being infested with murderous rape gangs that she grew up in, surviving using her skills at combat to avoid being raped); “And so, I’ve resolved to go back in time with the Enterprise C, and die trying to save some toilet-headed Klingons!” who were presumably already blacks, but not yet welfare-case blacks, despite the probability that the Klingon over-mining of Praxis would have caused the moon to explode, which would normally have led to the Federation letting them rightfully rot in Ferengi filth, according to the original Prime Directive that led to Bing Crosby’s Daughter to having to fight to survive to avoid being raped, because she’s a woman, but not the other Prime Directive, whereby she died like a motherfucking red shirt and got replaced by a welfare-state toilet-headed Klingon). So, she went back in time with the Enterprise C; but didn’t die; yet ended up captured by some Romulans, and raped, leading to the origin of the Bing Crosby’s Daughter Romulan babe villain that entered the series later. So, yeah! Stay alive! I’ll find you! So, are we Mohicans now or Alamo martyrs? Which timeline is this?