Aw, shucks! Looks like maybe they got him this time! Unless, of course, he received his Christmas wish gift of an official Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time. Or a few thousand military personnel serving in a law-enforcement capacity, acting upon the arrest orders of JAG, they having been caught red-handed attempting to undertake myriad acts of treasonous mischief to escape being brought to justice for their whole lifetimes’ worth of organized crime & nihilistic sociopolitical opportunism, while being outsmarted at every step of the way. Factoid: Washington DC is not a state, nor actually part of the United States, but rather an independent territory functioning in the capacity of the embassy of a conquering foreign enemy combatant. Canada, methinks. Verily, it is like unto a tick on a young maiden’s taint that hath grown infectious as she hath aged poorly. There may be a Blood Bool soon.