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Go to every store in DC that sells Crazy Glue.

Buy it all up.

See a pallet of bricks? Glue them all together.

See a bunch of propane tanks stacked together? Glue them down.

See a BLM mob coming towards you? Dowse the ground between you and them.

Use your head and imagination and look for ways to use it as a protective counter-measure. Be creative. Be prepared. Be careful.

DO NOT AIM AT BARE FACES!!!!

Go to every store in DC that sells Crazy Glue. Buy it all up. See a pallet of bricks? Glue them all together. See a bunch of propane tanks stacked together? Glue them down. See a BLM mob coming towards you? Dowse the ground between you and them. Use your head and imagination and look for ways to use it as a protective counter-measure. Be creative. Be prepared. Be careful. DO NOT AIM AT BARE FACES!!!!

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Glue does not work like that, it is not instant.

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Never used Zip-Kicker, have ya, Hoss?

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Crazy Glue works like that.

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I guarantee it does not. Put a dab of glue on something and throw it against the wall, it will not stick. Much less to the oily face of a loser.

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Throwing something isn't going to work. You have to apply a little pressure for it to bond.

I said think. You aren't doing that. You're making excuses.

And I distinctly said not to aim at bare faces, oily or not.