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Go to every store in DC that sells Crazy Glue.

Buy it all up.

See a pallet of bricks? Glue them all together.

See a bunch of propane tanks stacked together? Glue them down.

See a BLM mob coming towards you? Dowse the ground between you and them.

Use your head and imagination and look for ways to use it as a protective counter-measure. Be creative. Be prepared. Be careful.

DO NOT AIM AT BARE FACES!!!!

Go to every store in DC that sells Crazy Glue. Buy it all up. See a pallet of bricks? Glue them all together. See a bunch of propane tanks stacked together? Glue them down. See a BLM mob coming towards you? Dowse the ground between you and them. Use your head and imagination and look for ways to use it as a protective counter-measure. Be creative. Be prepared. Be careful. DO NOT AIM AT BARE FACES!!!!

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This has got to be the dumbest shit ive ever read. Is this satire?

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Why not? It qould be hilarious to glue ones face to another's crotch or ass.

Repeat until it looks like a black gay pride live art performance

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Cover with glue. Throw match

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I don't support violence.

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Apply it to the crotch or ass.

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Sticky mouse trap sheets/pads are a great anti-personnel tool, especially if the underside cardboard paper is displaying pro-Trump messages.

Slap that onto a backpack, jacket, hoodie, parka and the wearer is an instant target

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Trump supporters don't hide the fact.

Antifa faggots do.

Do not aim at bare faces. Now ya done took all the fun out of it.😉

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Put glue in the clouds and catch flying saucers.

Things that me you say hmmmmmmm (Arsenio Hall)

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I love this 🇺🇸

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Glue does not work like that, it is not instant.

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Never used Zip-Kicker, have ya, Hoss?

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Crazy Glue works like that.

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I guarantee it does not. Put a dab of glue on something and throw it against the wall, it will not stick. Much less to the oily face of a loser.

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Throwing something isn't going to work. You have to apply a little pressure for it to bond.

I said think. You aren't doing that. You're making excuses.

And I distinctly said not to aim at bare faces, oily or not.

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This is pretty good creative thinking. I am very impatiently waiting for the big day tomorrow. Woke up to check who won Georgia's crooked election and I see Code Monkey is dropping bombs on GA.win. Now I can't get back to sleep! Hope all is well.

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