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Step 1: Get a covid test, everyday until you test positive, if they ask why you are getting tested so often virtue signal your way out.

Step 2: Notify your company that you are covid positive.

Step 3: File for Workers Compensation

Step 4: Quarantine and watch Netflix like the PoS you are.

Any wonder why there was a "2nd spike" during the holiday season?

Step 1: Get a covid test, everyday until you test positive, if they ask why you are getting tested so often virtue signal your way out. Step 2: Notify your company that you are covid positive. Step 3: File for Workers Compensation Step 4: Quarantine and watch Netflix like the PoS you are. Any wonder why there was a "2nd spike" during the holiday season?

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[–] • 1 pt

Netflix? wtf? Have you been paying attention?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Well, he did imply that you would be a POS if you did.

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One correction: you do NOT want to stick God only knows WHAT, way up your nose close to your brain!

Instead, bring a can of coke with you and dip the swab in that, as coke tests positive for cv19.....along with some "fruits".