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Step 1: Get a covid test, everyday until you test positive, if they ask why you are getting tested so often virtue signal your way out.

Step 2: Notify your company that you are covid positive.

Step 3: File for Workers Compensation

Step 4: Quarantine and watch Netflix like the PoS you are.

Any wonder why there was a "2nd spike" during the holiday season?

Step 1: Get a covid test, everyday until you test positive, if they ask why you are getting tested so often virtue signal your way out. Step 2: Notify your company that you are covid positive. Step 3: File for Workers Compensation Step 4: Quarantine and watch Netflix like the PoS you are. Any wonder why there was a "2nd spike" during the holiday season?

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I’ve not taken a single day off due to Covid. In fact, I was working 7 days a week for about 4 months starting St. Patrick’s Day.