"When people ask me, you know, were you in this? Were you in that? Did you work in this? Did you work in that? I always used to say 'Can you keep a secret?' And they would say 'Yes, yes' and I would say 'So can I'." — Christopher Lee
of course we have heard it said before: two can keep a secret if one of them is dead. or, a fun variant: "if i told ya, i'd have to ki11 ya."
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