If you find it that would be an awesome x-mas gift. I found a pussy yesterday on the sidewalk if it's yours we could do an exchange
I think you were actually missing two cocks. Keep chasing that pussy! Merry Christmas, and I hope you pull a cracker!
TFA screams CHEERS as he pulls the cracker. Merry Christmas faggot!
Let me guess what fell out. A cock ring? Now all you need is a cock! Maybe something Santa has for you later. Bend and brace. Sounds like you're a screamer.
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