I think you were actually missing two cocks. Keep chasing that pussy! Merry Christmas, and I hope you pull a cracker!
I think you were actually missing two cocks. Keep chasing that pussy! Merry Christmas, and I hope you pull a cracker!
TFA screams CHEERS as he pulls the cracker. Merry Christmas faggot!
TFA screams CHEERS as he pulls the cracker. Merry Christmas faggot!
Let me guess what fell out. A cock ring? Now all you need is a cock! Maybe something Santa has for you later. Bend and brace. Sounds like you're a screamer.
Let me guess what fell out. A cock ring? Now all you need is a cock! Maybe something Santa has for you later. Bend and brace. Sounds like you're a screamer.
Probably, I reckon if I woke up to Santa buggering me up the bung hole I'd be a screamer, but not in a sexy way, then I'd recognize him as a Jesuit and blast him up the bung hole with a 12 gauge.
Screaming Merry Christmas mutha fucker, yeee haw!!!!
Probably, I reckon if I woke up to Santa buggering me up the bung hole I'd be a screamer, but not in a sexy way, then I'd recognize him as a Jesuit and blast him up the bung hole with a 12 gauge.
Screaming Merry Christmas mutha fucker, yeee haw!!!!
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