As the giggles overtook him, he stammered and snickered "I swear I didn't leave that window open on purpose and lie about the furnace being out!" Stepping back, he caught his heel on the upturned rug and began reeling backwards uncontrollably. She'd had enough of these sophomoric pranks. Calmly. Coldly. Like a cougar disposed to pounce on its prey, she stole the gun from her purse and started firing...
Hat tip to @chesus_rex
As the giggles overtook him, he stammered and snickered "I swear I didn't leave that window open on purpose and lie about the furnace being out!" Stepping back, he caught his heel on the upturned rug and began reeling backwards uncontrollably. She'd had enough of these sophomoric pranks. Calmly. Coldly. Like a cougar disposed to pounce on its prey, she stole the gun from her purse and started firing...
Hat tip to @chesus_rex
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