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[–] 3 pts

Slow down there! Before you can start your journey, we're going to need to see you painting artwork portfolio. We will also require proof of your love for animals and that you are a certified vegetarian.

[–] 4 pts

Vegetarian - I'm eating carnivore, so same difference.

Love of Animals - Last interaction I had with an animal was yelling at my cat that I'll put him in an air fryer because I've heard him scratching the carpet again. The fact that after almost 10 years he is still not air fried proves my endless love for animals.

Painting - Can I commission @theodore_kent for that?

[–] 0 pt

vote lost.

Cats are evil, and have parasites to make people like them.