PHP sucks balls it's true let's not pretend it's just alright the synthaxe is fucking retarded jurassic shit to begin with Want to get inside an object as in "myObject.myVariable"? "myObject->myVariable" yeah because why type one dot while you could type two shitass characters instead? Of course we've used the dot for string concatenation because fuck your shit why just stop there. And oh btw, the scope is retarded you can't access shitass variables outside your functions you have to put your fingers in your ass to do just that first