![God, I Fucking Hate PHP [615x515 - 414KB]](https://pic8.co/sh/UXkz86.png){kind=link}
I never understood all the hate PHP gets... PHP is not the problem. It is a tool and has it's time and place. The problem is the people who try to use PHP for literally everything.
it's a templating language that somehow started being used for web shit. If you need a 95% static page with some variables inserted, it's great. Anything beyond that should be done with something more reasonable. If web 2.0 was a problem that needed the equivalent of a CNC machine, PHP would be the equivalent of a hammer.
Yeah, PHP was a great improvement over things like CGI scripts etc... To this day I think it is a great option for light weight stuff, things people do on their personal GoDaddy website and shit. It is not a sophisticated tool... but if all you are doing is driving a nail a hammer is just what you want.
PHP sucks balls it's true let's not pretend it's just alright the synthaxe is fucking retarded jurassic shit to begin with
Want to get inside an object as in "myObject.myVariable"? "myObject->myVariable" yeah because why type one dot while you could type two shitass characters instead? Of course we've used the dot for string concatenation because fuck your shit why just stop there. And oh btw, the scope is retarded you can't access shitass variables outside your functions you have to put your fingers in your ass to do just that first
lol... ok now do PERL
Just because AIDS is bad doesn't render CANCER just fine
(post is archived)