Girl Scouts come to your door to sell cookies.
"So I heard the Girl Scouts is partnered with Planned Parenthood?"
Adorable children affirm that they are indeed affiliated.
"GO FUCK YOURSELVES, BABY MURDERERS!!!"
Slam the door in their faces.
Traumatized children repent and are set on the path of righteousness.
*Girl Scouts come to your door to sell cookies.*
"So I heard the Girl Scouts is partnered with Planned Parenthood?"
*Adorable children affirm that they are indeed affiliated.*
"GO FUCK YOURSELVES, BABY MURDERERS!!!"
*Slam the door in their faces.*
*Traumatized children repent and are set on the path of righteousness.*
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