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[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Now that I know this I'm ready to troll as a NSA agent. I'll type then backspace my messages and act like it was meant for someone else but I screwed up due to a nuclear snoop alarm went off and I have to tap into the Ukraine and go five layers deeper than usual.

[–] • 2 pts

NSA agent: Sir, you're not a hacker. You're just smashing keys seemingly at random while occasionally typing "I'm in" and "five layers deeper".

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

death to customer service

[backspace][backspace][backspace]...

Bitch, you're dumb as fuck

[backspace][backspace][backspace]...

No, Margareth, it seems you didn't understand the problem.

[–] • 1 pt

No! They'll know I rely heavily on spell check!

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Talking with amazon agent

> type out everything in notepad before you send, while leaving unsent chat messages each time

what are you wearing?

Me: Hi I'm contacting support because one of my packages got stolen by a negroid again

*they respond*

I know you can see this. Take your shirt off

Me: Thanks a reshipment would be great

...

continue until satisfied.