Unfortunately I am not. I don't want 72 virgins in a swordswinging afterlife of bizzare antics.
I'm happy with 1. Only if of legal age in this magical land of the afterlife everyone talks about though.
Do first world White Europeans get that privilege? I think it's only for Islamic fundamentalists. Guess I get nothing when I die.. Eternal darkness.
Mane i need tah hook u up wit dat niggah GOWT dah Bess pickled PIGE dicks EVER
Gosh dang ma man you crazee gotz sum homespun hotdawg fo me? Fuck yo mah brudda I be waitin fo summawatcha call dis homie
U won dick SAMMICH coz dat how u git a dick sammich
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