"Miss Smith, we were prepared to offer you the cashier job here at Piggly Wiggly, but just found out you were suspended 38 times in second grade, so, piss off"
"Miss Smith, we were prepared to offer you the cashier job here at Piggly Wiggly, but just found out you were suspended 38 times in second grade, so, piss off"
She needs to be suspended 109 times, that will help her to be more successful in the future.
She needs to be suspended 109 times, that will help her to be more successful in the future.
'Yes, I was kicked out 109 times, but it was never my fault'
'Yes, I was kicked out 109 times, but it was never my fault'
lmao, I had to explain my sarcasm.
lmao, I had to explain my sarcasm.
Employers never use school records. They can't.
Employers never use school records. They can't.
I guess sarcasm is wasted on you
I guess sarcasm is wasted on you
He must be a beep booper, I had to explain my permanent record sarcasm to him also.
He must be a beep booper, I had to explain my permanent record sarcasm to him also.
I didn't realize it was sarcasm?
I didn't realize it was sarcasm?
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