The Obama library will consist of a peanut butter salad bar, fried chicken creation station and grape drank dispenser with fresh watermelm wedges. Islamic prayer mats are available and a no footwear policy will be in effect. Visitors can take a tour featuring the life of Curious George while wearing headsets to listen while they wander the empty halls with no books but interactive touch screen tutorials about how to survive in prison if you ever end up there. A "ghetto training course" will be held for youths aged 6-17 every Thursday evening with tips on how to steal a car, plantain health diets, procedures to rob a store, obtain a gun, abandon your pregnant girlfriend or conduct bank fraud all as a minor 101.
*The Obama library will consist of a peanut butter salad bar, fried chicken creation station and grape drank dispenser with fresh watermelm wedges. Islamic prayer mats are available and a no footwear policy will be in effect. Visitors can take a tour featuring the life of Curious George while wearing headsets to listen while they wander the empty halls with no books but interactive touch screen tutorials about how to survive in prison if you ever end up there. A "ghetto training course" will be held for youths aged 6-17 every Thursday evening with tips on how to steal a car, plantain health diets, procedures to rob a store, obtain a gun, abandon your pregnant girlfriend or conduct bank fraud all as a minor 101.*
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