I'm intimately familiar with all of Florida, and have the unfortunate distinction of being the only one born there out of the whole extended family. Also had the misfortune of needing to move back for work a few times over the years. Work still sometimes takes me there, but at least it's always brief.
Words cannot describe my hatred of Florida.
Sounds like my hatred for the state of Texas. Nothing would please me more than to see a nuke vaporize Houston.
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