I did start the American revolution with my fat, rolling body. Do you honestly believe Washington crossed the Delaware river while frozen? No, they just rolled my lard ass into it to dam it up. Then they easily crossed it to kill the Prussian (Germans) mercenaries. I'm jewish by the way. Fat and jewish. Fat and jewish and a girl. I'm working overtime in Shalom Israel. E: lol, having fun, but need sleep. Tel Aviv Synagogue calls in the morning. See you later, goyimgater!