Luckily I was sure to use protection while I was fucking a blue haired psycho that tried to stab me in the chest with a kitchen knife during an argument. Upon that occasion when I took offense at her attempt to murder me, then slapped the shit out of her before throwing her out on her ass and told her to never come near me again, she threatened to get me "swatted" (fukkin' millennials, just don't). Cops showed up to question me the next day, I had the knife with dried blood, the self-stitched wound, and a decent job with no criminal history, while she had a criminal record involving drugs. The local cops were cool about it, even laughed when I apologized for wasting their time. However, under our new democratically elected president's policy, she may be able to finally get her wish. Even though it's been years since I've seen her, she still messages me hateful things upon occasion. So, if she goes through with her threat, I'm going to get killed by a bunch of federal fagboys who think they're fighting to stop gun crime... in a 97% non-black town where the last homocide involving a firearm was a decade ago. How fucked are you going to be?