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We have no representation. We live in a third world banana republic.

It is a soft dictatorship and the politicians are unelected, unanswerable, and have totalitarian ambitions.

Until you accept that, you'll always be stuck in a cycle of useless venting.

Say it with me now:

We live in a third world banana republic.

We live in a third world banana republic.

We live in a third world banana republic.

What happens in third world banana republics?

Everything you see today in society.

How do you fix a third world banana republic?

You tear it down and replace it.

We have no representation. We live in a third world banana republic. It is a soft dictatorship and the politicians are unelected, unanswerable, and have totalitarian ambitions. Until you accept that, you'll always be stuck in a cycle of useless venting. Say it with me now: *We live in a third world banana republic.* *We live in a third world banana republic.* *We live in a third world banana republic.* What happens in third world banana republics? Everything you see today in society. How do you fix a third world banana republic? You tear it down and replace it.

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[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

That must be why there is an overabundance of liberty in the good 'ol U.S.S.A.

[–] • 0 pt

overabundance of liberty in the good 'ol U.S.S.A.

You get to choose:

pineapple federation

or

banana republic

Think quick.

Multiple choice question, pick one.

You have sixty seconds to comply decide.

Bonus points: write a paragraph explaining why you chose what you chose.

[–] • 1 pt

I chose a third option:

kiwi farm

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

kiwi farm

You chose the secret answer and move on to the hidden bonus round!

Double jeopardy! : boogiemen or radioactive autistics!

"What is 'Game over man! Game over!'" for $500 alex.

Next up, the finale round.

Queue banjos, the sound of drones, and people moving 'back to the land'.