if you're born fucked that's just the unfortunate luck of the draw. life is a cunt and then you marry one.
My cousin almost made that mistake. Luckily she showed her crazy at the last minute. Dated this girl for a year and then one day she snaps and starts hitting him. He was sad but I told him it’s better to find this out before you put a ring on her
always use lube
He's apparently born DP'd for being in the US now too, dudes fucked.
next time i disagree with someone irl i'm gonna say: "you were born DP'ed".
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