40 years ago I was smokin' hot. Now I'm just old and cranky - so get off my lawn ya little feggit or I'll tell your ma you've been wearing Sis's clothes again.
Ma knows I wear Sis' clothes, they're both lying right here beside me, naked and growing colder
Shit. This is the third time that's happened. I don't think CPS is going to find a new family for you this time.
Forget CPS, call the coroner
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