It's just for two weeks, so we can "flatten the curve".
It's just for two weeks, so we can "flatten the curve".
>Dave stuck his shovel into the dirt and looked at the COVID camp guard. "Patient 99275 you need to pick up that shovel and keep digging!."
>"It's been 12 months. This was supposed to be over 11 months ago!"
>"Patient 99275, you need to listen to science and dig that hole 6 feet deep like all the other people here on this lovely COVID retreat."
It was strange how all those people at the COVID retreat died when they accidentally buried themselves one after another. It must have been related to the new "suicidal tendencies" covid symptom.
>>Dave stuck his shovel into the dirt and looked at the COVID camp guard. "Patient 99275 you need to pick up that shovel and keep digging!."
>>"It's been 12 months. This was supposed to be over 11 months ago!"
>>"Patient 99275, you need to listen to science and dig that hole 6 feet deep like all the other people here on this lovely COVID retreat."
It was strange how all those people at the COVID retreat died when they accidentally buried themselves one after another. It must have been related to the new "suicidal tendencies" covid symptom.
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