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It's just for two weeks, so we can "flatten the curve".

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>Dave stuck his shovel into the dirt and looked at the COVID camp guard. "Patient 99275 you need to pick up that shovel and keep digging!."

>"It's been 12 months. This was supposed to be over 11 months ago!"

>"Patient 99275, you need to listen to science and dig that hole 6 feet deep like all the other people here on this lovely COVID retreat."

It was strange how all those people at the COVID retreat died when they accidentally buried themselves one after another. It must have been related to the new "suicidal tendencies" covid symptom.

[–] • 2 pts

Fight back they can't make everyone wear masks.

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This is what ethnic cleansing looks like.

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I don't really see that happening, I expect they're going to start ramping down the COVID bullshit around the beginning of May. Why May you ask? The end of the flu season (seems they're counting nearly all cases of flu as covid) is around the beginning of April and they've changed the COVID test methodology to reduce the number of positive tests so we're going to see a drop in COVID cases starting from around 1/20 to 5/10 with even more significant drops starting in April. Also, the beginning of May coincides with bidens retarded 100 day mask EO, it's all being setup to give biden a giant "media win," prepare for 24/7 "biden beat COVID in 3 months!" propaganda.

At the very least I predict the lock downs will cease, and the social distancing crap might be lifted so places can go back to 100% occupancy. As for the mask crap, I have no idea when they'll stop with that, however I do know it fucks with their facial recognition software so expect it to eventually be lifted unless they figured out a way around that.

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it's not as accurate but you can still discern facial features through a mask. If they add in an infrared camera it'd likely improve the recognition. If you really want to make sure you're not picked up on any face scanners, where a mask but pad various areas with foam or neoprene to skew the structure of your face.

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however I do know it fucks with their facial recognition software so expect it to eventually be lifted unless they figured out a way around that.

Maybe that's the point. Allow their minions to rip apart the country with impunity due to a convenient mask mandate. After they've purged the dissidents is when the facial recognition becomes relevant.

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The fact checkers are the ones planting the false information. That way they can discredit the original story by pointing out the false statements and inferring it applies to the whole story. It is how gaslighting propaganda works. The only defense are critical thinkers. Schools no longer teach critical thinking, only conformity. Now you know why.

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Canada is putting people into covid hotels for quarantine, guarded by private security (minimum wage,) guards.

The good news is, because it is winter, those guards just sit in their cars all day and night with the heat turned on, playing with their cellphones, bored out of their minds, doing anything other than actually guarding.

To save money, probably they have only the one guard per 12 hour shift. Maybe two on the day shift. Sometimes a supervisor may drop in for a fifteen minute site check.

It's super easy to escape. Most guards won't do a patrol at all before dawn. Half of them will sleep through the night. If you play your cards right, you can come and go as you please if you convince the guard you are one of the hotel employees. Just nod and wave like any other Canadian.

In the case of a covid escape, the guards are probably under instructions to only call the police. They are probably specifically ordered not to interfere with or apprehend anybody, lest they catch the covid themselves.

The wonderful world of Canadian security guards:)

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If you read the article, you'd see the guy sent to a facility said the guards were at either end of the hall so he couldn't leave. And, if he did, the article describes a $750k fine and jail time as punishment if they caught you outside of your designated coof camp. This is not a laughing matter, this is the beginning of a very dangerous precedent.