Agent: Mr Biden, you need to wake up and decide who tells people how to stop the Chinavirus.
Biden: C'mon man it's 630 and I, uh, it's the morning and dark outside and I was dreaming about roaches and uh, stacking cans of spaghetti sauce and uh, how when I put my legs in the water, the hair stands up and they're hairy legs and the kids like to sit on my lap... snoring
Agent: Mr Biden. Wake up. It's 630 PM. It's time for your dinner and then your nomination, Jeff Zients the Facebook board of directors member.
Biden: yes yes, um Jeff. Of Science! Yes! JEFF SCIENCE...... snoring
the agent sighs and leaves the room
Agent: Mr Biden, you need to wake up and decide who tells people how to stop the Chinavirus.
Biden: C'mon man it's 630 and I, uh, it's the morning and dark outside and I was dreaming about roaches and uh, stacking cans of spaghetti sauce and uh, how when I put my legs in the water, the hair stands up and they're hairy legs and the kids like to sit on my lap... *snoring*
Agent: Mr Biden. Wake up. It's 630 PM. It's time for your dinner and then your nomination, Jeff Zients the Facebook board of directors member.
Biden: yes yes, um Jeff. Of Science! Yes! JEFF SCIENCE...... *snoring*
*the agent sighs and leaves the room*
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