Don't worry niggers, you'll be getting a lot more gibs, like UBI. This is where you get paid not to work. You're going to love this. Every month, Bang Bang Xiden* will have his Chinese friends give you an EBT card and unlike the old EBT card, you can buy anything you want.
I posted my reply without reading any of the others and then scrolled down. I thought I had posted twice. Great minds think alike.
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