Harry married a half nog to burn grandma's ass. Besides he's a ginger. Try to get laid looking like him.
Trying to get laid as a prince belonging to one of the few remaining royal families people actually care about? Must’ve been sooo difficult. His father looks like a toad, but still managed to consistently get laid. You don’t think Harry got his? Leave it to someone who only thinks with his dick to get suckered by a professional prostitute. Happens more than you’d think.
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