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But how can I use this to send Maroon my nudes, if he is further than 200 meters away?

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Its for a worst case scenario when all else has failed. In a crowd of people the messages will pass at the speed of light unconstrained. Near field communication. Without having to raise your voice above the crowd the word will get through.

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I can see it has its uses, but what about poor Maroon? My nudes sustain him.

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All men are sustained and inflamed by nudes. I entreat you to send forth such at once that I mayest gaze upon they naked form with high regard.

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In a zombie apocalypse scenario we might have to do the unthinkable. If comms with maroon Saint break down you'll just have to drop your pants.

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I've had my dick out for Harambe, I'll do the same for Maroon.

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All primates are equal.