Simon Parkes is a Project Camelot Larp Grifter. He's the one that spooked the cowboy hat wearing Bill to flee to Ecquador prior to the 2012 Mayan End of the World. He has since re-tooled his grift to being on Trump team white hat.
Simon Parkes lost virginity to alien holographic at five (Video) http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/353155
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