"Dear Lord God, I beg you for strength in my time of need. A hurricane has destroyed the homes of thousands of God-loving folk in the Houston area, and left them with nowhere to stay. Folks on Twitter have been asking me to open my church with a capacity of 160,000 people to these people during their time of need. And as such, oh Heavenly Father, I beg of you to give me the strength to block these people without feeling bad or getting annoyed with them, for I am truly suffering. Amen"