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https://cnsnews.com/article/washington/michael-w-chapman/federal-grant-69-million-develop-smart-toilet-identifies-your "The toilet would use fingerprint technology and a photo of the user’s nether regions to identify the user, and the toilet’s in-bowl video camera would track various metrics, including the time between sitting and first bowel movement, and other metrics relevant to bowel health."

With all the corona virus found in sewage, I can see how Congress would want to get up into our asses to see if it's safe to let us out of our own house. https://www.foxnews.com/science/coronavirus-concentrations-sewage-leading-indicator-covid-19-outbreaks

https://cnsnews.com/article/washington/michael-w-chapman/federal-grant-69-million-develop-smart-toilet-identifies-your "The toilet would use fingerprint technology and a photo of the user’s nether regions to identify the user, and the toilet’s in-bowl video camera would track various metrics, including the time between sitting and first bowel movement, and other metrics relevant to bowel health." With all the corona virus found in sewage, I can see how Congress would want to get up into our asses to see if it's safe to let us out of our own house. https://www.foxnews.com/science/coronavirus-concentrations-sewage-leading-indicator-covid-19-outbreaks

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The guys in booking are not gonna like this

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So much angst over how much the relief check to each citizen to give, and at the same time don't give a shit and don't even question to spend money on sticking a camera in a toilet bowl to capture the timing of pooping