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https://cnsnews.com/article/washington/michael-w-chapman/federal-grant-69-million-develop-smart-toilet-identifies-your "The toilet would use fingerprint technology and a photo of the user’s nether regions to identify the user, and the toilet’s in-bowl video camera would track various metrics, including the time between sitting and first bowel movement, and other metrics relevant to bowel health."

With all the corona virus found in sewage, I can see how Congress would want to get up into our asses to see if it's safe to let us out of our own house. https://www.foxnews.com/science/coronavirus-concentrations-sewage-leading-indicator-covid-19-outbreaks

https://cnsnews.com/article/washington/michael-w-chapman/federal-grant-69-million-develop-smart-toilet-identifies-your "The toilet would use fingerprint technology and a photo of the user’s nether regions to identify the user, and the toilet’s in-bowl video camera would track various metrics, including the time between sitting and first bowel movement, and other metrics relevant to bowel health." With all the corona virus found in sewage, I can see how Congress would want to get up into our asses to see if it's safe to let us out of our own house. https://www.foxnews.com/science/coronavirus-concentrations-sewage-leading-indicator-covid-19-outbreaks

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There is a section on babylon bee of satire that became true.

There was a satire video of a pedo that invented a toilet camera and he totally didn't do it to look at naked children.

And now....here we are.