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https://cnsnews.com/article/washington/michael-w-chapman/federal-grant-69-million-develop-smart-toilet-identifies-your "The toilet would use fingerprint technology and a photo of the user’s nether regions to identify the user, and the toilet’s in-bowl video camera would track various metrics, including the time between sitting and first bowel movement, and other metrics relevant to bowel health."

With all the corona virus found in sewage, I can see how Congress would want to get up into our asses to see if it's safe to let us out of our own house. https://www.foxnews.com/science/coronavirus-concentrations-sewage-leading-indicator-covid-19-outbreaks

https://cnsnews.com/article/washington/michael-w-chapman/federal-grant-69-million-develop-smart-toilet-identifies-your "The toilet would use fingerprint technology and a photo of the user’s nether regions to identify the user, and the toilet’s in-bowl video camera would track various metrics, including the time between sitting and first bowel movement, and other metrics relevant to bowel health." With all the corona virus found in sewage, I can see how Congress would want to get up into our asses to see if it's safe to let us out of our own house. https://www.foxnews.com/science/coronavirus-concentrations-sewage-leading-indicator-covid-19-outbreaks

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Yes, the reporting on time it takes from sitting to pinching out the poop can be used against employees, and soon they'll be able to also calculate how much toilet paper is used and match that to the analprint.