Never let a good scam go to waste. Unless you have some low end job were they can fire you with ease: do what I did - go and get a covid-19 test. Even if you feel fine. You don't have the virus, but they will say you do because it's more shekels for them and the tests are 100% bullshit anyway (Your daily reminder that these tests have showed positive results in goats, fruit, and coca cola) So now you magically will test positive for covid-19 Your work will make you self-quarantine for 2 weeks, with pay, because otherwise you can sue their asses off. Congrats, you just got yourself a 2 week paid vacation. Even when I was working from home they made me "stop and rest" for 2 weeks so my family couldn't take them to court if I died from the fake chink-flu. Obviously doesn't work if you flip burgers or unload trucks for a living. But most big companies don't want to risk the liability. If Shlomo is going to fuck up the entire world just to rig an election, you might as well get 2 weeks off out of it