"ZOMG!!!! The President is stalling your covid relief, because he wants to give you more money instead of the $600 that won't keep a roof over your head anyway."
Irrespective of the fact that the government shouldn't be taxing us and giving it back to us in an effort to win our love/trust/whatever, the mental gymnastics of this article can safely be said to be choreographed to the venerable tune, Hava Nagila.
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