FOREIGN HANDOUTS: A minimum of $3.3 billion in grants to Israel. Also included is $453 million to Ukraine, on top of the $400 million Trump eventually released. No word on how much of that goes to the 'big guy.' $10 million for "gender programs" in Pakistan. $1.3 billion to Egypt, and $700 million to Sudan. $130,265,000 to fucking backwoods-ass Nepal $135 million to Burma, $85.5 million to Cambodia, $1.4 billion for an "Asia Reassurance Initiative Act," and $130 million to Nepal. BOMBS AWAY $4 billion for Navy weapons procurement, $2 billion for Space Force and $2 billion for Air Force missiles. BUREAUCRATIC BONANZA AND OTHER MALARKEY $208 million to upgrade the Census Bureau's computer systems (which couldn't have waited until the next count in 2030?). $40 million for the Kennedy Center, and funding to discourage teenagers from drinking and hooking up. $193 million for federal HIV/AIDS workers to buy cars and car insurance overseas, and a feminist museum. Funding for a commission to educate consumers "about the dangers associated with using or storing portable fuel containers for flammable liquids near an open flame." (What?)