Imagine you were so full of yourself, you start handing pens with your name on it to people you already know
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Imagine you doing that, with your relatives, colleagues, etc... What a fuck, I would feel so jew. Just the thought of it is embarassing
Not only that, but also having some paid staffer have to take them each out of their nice boxes and arrange them nicely on silver platters with their caps removed.
"I'm the sheeeeit, muh slaves! Take muh pen bitch! Das reich!"
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