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https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2020/01/1862/1048/pelosi-pens.jpg

Imagine you were so full of yourself, you start handing pens with your name on it to people you already know

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Imagine you doing that, with your relatives, colleagues, etc... What a fuck, I would feel so jew. Just the thought of it is embarassing

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Not only that, but also having some paid staffer have to take them each out of their nice boxes and arrange them nicely on silver platters with their caps removed.

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"I'm the sheeeeit, muh slaves! Take muh pen bitch! Das reich!"

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If I were President I would unilaterally decide to use one pen for everything. Fuck tradition and / or commemoration.

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Now compare how Trump handled signing on inauguration day;

https://youtu.be/Nieiu8tmLIM?t=11308

He used the same pen (the second pen, first one he handed off) to sign numerous things before someone else (Paul Ryan!!) jumped in and told him to start handing pens out....

https://youtu.be/Nieiu8tmLIM?t=11567

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Hahahahahahahah. I had no idea.

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That segment of Pelosi signing the thing on TV was ridiculous. And it played over the 5 o clock news hour, when people are supposed to be watching more important things like the weather forecast.

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Penisland sells some really nice pens. They specialize in wood.

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To point out how ostentatious this is, here is a pic of the standard pen all government workers used back in the 70s and 80s.

It says:

PROPERTY OF US GOVERNMENT

PENALTY FOR PRIVATE USE $200

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/52/ba/94/52ba94d70a0149eb848982e39bcade0a.jpg

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the Jew uses taxes to enslave you with his money and make use of it. If you have to pay something in taxes ... you have to earn your money ... Most taxes you pay in cash to the Government are destroyed and not invested and used for no purpose for that reason even if everyone pays a lot of money in taxes, new infrastructures such as bridges, roads etc. are never built. If the goyim knew that the Jew does this to keep him in perpetual slavery and scarcity

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It isn't at all just Hebrews, my man.
A few others enjoy exchanging our energy for dross quite a bit.

They are those that say they are Jews but aren't Jews.

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Josef Mengele is alive right now.

The 3rd Reich never lost.
In fact, it should be called the 4th Reich now.

Our betters are people too, and like everyone they want to believe that they are good people. Instead of the parasitic monsters they truly are, they see themselves as the only bastion of morality holding back the evil masses from killing ourselves, and the laws that they craft for us are the tools of good to better us all.

This veneration is completely predictable. Know the enemy.

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A popular opinion is money laundering.
Some have suggested the pens could have been tagged with a GPS device or a microphone or camera or something.

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They're gaudy pimp pens. Pelosi seems to have no understanding of the aesthetic or tasteful design.

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Do you pay taxes?