I lost all of my pots and pans in an unfortunate boating accident.
OMFG, they are selling raw food out in the open! Call your elected representatives now to save the children! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ban high capacity spatulas. There's never a reason to flip more than one soy burger at a time.
Nobody NEEDS hot food. You can always have raw carrots, cereal or something, but not more than 5 in a fridge, just in case psychos might be planning a cook-off or something.
burnin weeds by your house too. i dont recomend doin it too close to the home in the summer. you just cant see the flames in high heat when it is bright
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