After the Pentagon confirmed it had launched an airstrike that killed top Iranian general Qassem Soleimani, young Americans began worrying about the possibility of being drafted in a potential war stemming from the strike. But don't realize their too fat to qualify.

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After the Pentagon confirmed it had launched an airstrike that killed top Iranian general Qassem Soleimani, young Americans began worrying about the possibility of being drafted in a potential war stemming from the strike. But don't realize their too fat to qualify. (archive.md)

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They won’t care what kind of disgusting fatbody you are in WW3....they’ll need every bit of fodder they can get. I’m guessing age restrictions will be loosened also.

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wont the fat bodies jam up the cannons?

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The kosher ones designed a special cannon for that

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