After the Pentagon confirmed it had launched an airstrike that killed top Iranian general Qassem Soleimani, young Americans began worrying about the possibility of being drafted in a potential war stemming from the strike. But don't realize their too fat to qualify.

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After the Pentagon confirmed it had launched an airstrike that killed top Iranian general Qassem Soleimani, young Americans began worrying about the possibility of being drafted in a potential war stemming from the strike. But don't realize their too fat to qualify. (archive.md)

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America’s obesity is threatening national security, according to this study.

https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2018/10/10/americas-obesity-is-threatening-national-security-according-to-this-study/

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The army will have no choice but to draft 30 to 50-something alcoholics who can't eat but will do a sit-up in no time flat if it means a paycheque for not being able to sleep.

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They won’t care what kind of disgusting fatbody you are in WW3....they’ll need every bit of fodder they can get. I’m guessing age restrictions will be loosened also.