I didn't even know he was running!
Who?
Well, you see... he just represents a pile of money. And when he drops out, that pile moves to a pile with the other loser piles. In the end, there will be a giant loser pile and that is what the Democrats are fighting over since they don't seem to have a snowball's chance in Hell of winning the presidency. But that doesn't mean someone won't still get to walk away with the loser pile.
Doesn't he still keep his loser pile? I'm not 100 percent up on this crap.
Bernie's money all went to Hillary. Donors sued the DNC. Judge sided with DNC. That's where the "No Refunds" meme came in.
Court decided that the DNC has the right to rig its own primaries.
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