Tim Walz is the guy in your barn, blowing your stallion, while your grass gets taller.

JD Vance is the guy who cuts your grass in exchange for letting him watch as you bang his street shitter wife.

Anyone that bought in to an HOA has lost their damned mind.

If you need to rent there, go ahead. But buying in? Hell no.

But muh neighbors ruin the neighborhood!

That's what you get for having neighbors you can see from your door.

Vance's wife is the one who vandalizes your sidewalk.

I'm the guy who won't give Walz the chance to be Walz.