it's a fuckin' goblin

He can smell the hair just fine where he is. Probably smells like stale McDonalds chips and miso soup.

Well he could probably smell it from across the room anyway...she is absolutely disgusting.

nope to head pubes

Old steel wool pot scourer scent must be a bit like burnt cabbage. I need to step out for some fresh air.

Isn't it technically fur? Asking for a friend.

I just see a giant forehead with the top covered in frizzy pubic hair.