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[–] 2 pts

Ordinarily this is where I would make a sarcastic comment about America's need to have a "conversation about common sense dildo control! After all, who really needs to shove an object the size of a dachshund into any bodily orifice?"

But since it's degenerates killing themselves in greater numbers than with firearms?

Never mind. Carry on. File under: "Problems That Will Eventually Solve Themselves"

[–] 1 pt

About a decade ago, the faceless individual behind the shock image known as 'goatse' ruptured himself attempting to, ah, engulf either a fire hydrant or a watermelon, I forget, and don't care to look it up, and then bled out before they could stabilize him. Problem solved.

[–] 1 pt

Quod Erat Demonstrandum. Fini.

[–] 0 pt

Arse longa, vita brevi.