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Holy fuck I know where I'm taking my next shit

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Remember there are cameras everywhere.

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Wear a mask. You know... to protect the jabbed.

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Ratio needed is a bit unrealistic, as are the physics. Add some kitchen roll (non soluble paper)

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Would it? 1 bag would soak up all the water in the bowl fail to flush and harden in my mind. But yeah walking into the bathroom w/ a bag of concrete poses a problem.

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Just say you're going to fuck a bag of cement becuase it makes more sense than being forced to take an experimental therapeutic that hasnt been approved for use in humans.

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My experience mixing it was only as labourer on a building site being told on the spot how to do it, so if someone with more brains and experience at building can take over that would be great. Please note I might be wrong on this (however I know for a fact kitchen roll is a toilet killer, that was the main reason I posted, not to debunk cement.)

Until then here's a crude demo -

Typical recipe: 1 part water, 2 parts cement, 3 parts sand

So for a start you need to pour in twice the amount of cement compared to what the toilet bowl holds I.e. you'll have to fill it right up to the seat line, not just pouring it in like you're adding sugar to coffee. Then the bulkiest bit is sand/aggregate, and stir for 15 mins or something.

I know this post would be better with a mathematical answer! Sorry I cant provide that, however if someone can verify the process, we could do some Autismo calculation. This would start with known volume of water in the toilet bowl, then calculate volumes needed from there, then weights and see if its plausible to carry that.

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That sounds too complicated to be practical, thanks for explaining amigo.

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I think you're right, plus it would be hard to conceal that much material into most restrooms.

A rapidly expanding foam sealant, on the other hand, might do the trick. It wouldn't permanently fuck things up the way this meme is intended to but it would cause a good amount of problems, potentially.

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You know more than I do at any rate :)

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My old boss, Albert Quesnel, was in the USAF back when Khaddaffi kicked USA out of Libya. We had an Air Force base there. Unlike Afghanistan, we shredded that base. Tore up the air strip, put concrete into all the toilets, smashed all the fixtures and equipment and left with anything of value. The place was a wasteland when we left.

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First, flush a bunch of tampons. If you can accomplish drydocking enough of them in the waste line, a substantial blockage should form.

Then, if you put enough quick dry concrete in the bowl, you can certainly mess up the trap of the toilet bowl and perhaps enough will stick around in the waste line and harden.

Maybe throwing some tampons in with the quick dry concrete might help with the ratio as well.

Australian: swallow some concrete mate!

HR: Excuse me?

Australian: So ya toughen the fuck up cunt!

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You shouldn't because it would be a waste of time. The running water would just dilute it and it would flush like a liquidy mud that would end up settling in a waste water treatment facility that has no connection with the business. Not knocking the sentiment, just the method.

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If left overnight without flushing in the bowl or tank, I'd argue the contrary.

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Or even better, do nothing but shit post about how people need to do something

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I don't think that'll work very well, but maybe. Cement is heavy, I doubt it'll go down.

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