If you ever end up with some thot who tries to pull this on you the best thing you can do is say, "that's great, honey. I support you." Do that and never once give her any indication that you give a single fuck about it. Believe me, when they learn the hard way that their pussy has no power it freaks them the fuck out and they revert to a crying mess begging for attention.

Even if they were hot, nobody wants haunted pussy.

Lysistrata was just a greek play/story. You know a myth. In reality ancient greeks would have just fucked little boys instead.